today is bisexual awareness day. be aware of bisexuals. they are out there, and they are dangerous.
when you think your cramps are finished but then
is it really that hard to put “margarine”
SCHRODINGERS BUTTER THOUGH…
when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud
I’m doing an easter egg hunt for my cousins and someone is gettin a meatball
My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family
They seem like nice people
if I offered you $20, would you take it?
How about if I crumpled it up?
Stepped on it?
you would probably take it even though it was crumpled and stepped on it. Do you know why?
Because it is still $20, and its worth has not changed.
The same goes for you; if you have a bad day, or if something bad happens to you, you are not worthless.
if someone crumples you up or steps on you, your worth does not change. You are still just as valuable as you were before.